http://cbs13.com/local/beer.tax.california.2.697609.htm
Oh California, why must you make me hate you so? I want to love you for your beaches, your golden gates, your tall redwoods, your short midget actors in Hollywood, and abundance of San Francisco hobos. What makes you think I want to pay more for beer though? All you are doing is encouraging me to buy hard alcohol.
A California lawmaker (I don't want to name names but let's just call him A. Hole) wants to increase the beer tax from $.02 to $.30... oh my GOD!!! (every letter is capitalized for EFFECT). Seriously if you want me to drink Bacardi 151 just tell me up front. Don't tease me and try to move me towards the hard liquor by slowly increasing the price of beer. How dare you! That's it I give up on you California, please don't up the beer tax and make me want to smack you. Why do you make me do this? I'm sorry baby I'll never do it again. Oh don't worry about California... it just walked into wall and then fell down some stairs...
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