When the Germans are criticizing your rhetoric you know it's time to back off a bit..

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=upiUPI-20071019-141929-5130&show_article=1

Bush and Putin have been brikmanning (thats not a word) themselves for the past few weeks, going back and forth about who has the bigger package. In a statement Bush said, "Hell you've seen me on that aircraft carrier, 'Mission Accomplished', check out that bulge! Kick ass!". Putin responded with, "$%#^DC...." sorry my keyboard can't type the cyrillic alphabet, but I have no doubt he responded in kind (what the hell does that mean anyways, "in kind").

German politicians have complained that this sort of "package comparison" is too reminiscent of Cold War uber-bravado (see they said that cause they are German, but the 'u' is supposed to have two dots over it, but again my keyboard doesn't have an oooomlout key either). Take the advice of the Germans and calm the eff down, the both of yous.

P.S. This has nothing to do with what the article is actually about, I am merely trying to determine the words they "aren't" saying.

P.P.S Bush's package was padded.

P.P.P.S I'm not sure why I'm using postscripts as this is not a letter...