Sites like this don't do conservatives any favors

http://www.thoseshirts.com/tshirts.html

I was just perusing the old internet(s) this morning, wandering down the series of tubes, when I spotted an ad with a young woman on it wearing a black tight-fitting t-shirt that read simply, "I survived Roe v. Wade". I thought to myself, how oddly offensive, so I clicked on it. Lo and behold I had discovered the "Mecca"(conservatives love when you compare something of theirs to Islam) of conservative t-shirt sites (it might be the only one though). As I clicked through I saw the categories listed on the side, "Reagan shirts, gun shirts, anti-ATF shirts, anti-Hillary shirts, pro-stupid people shirts". I mean seriously, being against the ATF? As though the ATF is really good at regulating anyways. They are certainly good at killing people in Waco, Texas. But I mean really, would you want to wear a shirt that just screamed "I'm with Stupid"? (I think that shirt already exists, not sure but probably). I hate to stoop so low as to make fun of conservatives, but just looking at his site it almost makes fun of itself. How could you ever take somebody who is wearing this seriously? (Boo socialized medicine, boo Che, boo George Bush... I mean wait no, boo Ted Kennedy, yeah that's who I don't like...) Perhaps the greatest injustice to the English language is that the site has the audacity to print the definition of the word "humor" as though that somehow validates their asinine products. The bottom line is, these aren't even funny, most are just distasteful or filled with hate, but then I guess maybe thats what they think funny is (after all the president has never been able to find the right situations funny... or enunciate them clearly)

If you really want funny t-shirts go here: http://www.bustedtees.com/
Oh my! Funny isn't even defined how will we know whether we find it hilarious. Here's an idea, maybe figuring out a way to switch your radio from whatever shitty AM station is housing Rush Limbaugh, and having an independent thought (oh no independent... that sounds liberal, unless you are talking about the War of Independence with all those super-cool rifleman exercising the 2nd amendment, yeah! kick ass!)

My favorite shirt is "You have died of dysentery". Oh Oregon Trail, so many wasted hours in computer class when I supposed to be learning how to copy and paste text. Aah memories...